exhibit a: the phantom ‘origami’
exhibit b: crazy robot army mule

i can’t believe i’m actually posting this, but then again no one actually reads this blog…so i just tried a mr. clean magic eraser and all i can say is, damn. seriously, it will change the way you clean. that crazy shit at the bottom of the *textured* shower floor—gone. gross set-in mildewy sludge around sink fixtures—toast. soap scum—don’t even get me started.

it works really weirdly too, i dont think i understand how. i was all like, this rly is magic! that bald sonuvabitch is back on his game.

mac mini inside a nes
props

originally uploaded to flickr by abschied

the guy who posted this said it best, ‘i heart bjork but this is one crazy video’
triumph of a heart

stripes, anyone?
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when he/she might notice hair on his/her earlobe(s).
“the earlobes?!”, you might say.
yes, the lobes.

RIP my youthful innocence. it just got real.

with all the boners-to-be-had over hdtv, i found this interesting article via digg: boycott hd

since i can’t afford an hdtv, i guess i’m down

the most sophisticated prank i’ve seen since dubs got voted into office.
o rly?